Riku: I'm blind......*angst*....YOU SUCK!!
NarcissisticMarluxia:*walks over and takes Riku's blindfold off*
Riku:......I CAN SEEEEEE!!!*dances around*
NarcissisticMarluxia: Riku!!! LOOK THEIR MAK'N BABIES!!*pulls out random picture and shows it to a joyous Riku*
Riku:..........AHHHHHHHHH!! I'm BLIND!!!*runs off random ridiculously high skyscraper*
NarcissisticMarluxia: Thank God for drunken kingdom hearts cosplay parties...*looks at the picture of a drunken Maleficent and Ansem cosplayers makig out*...ewww...anywhoo, I'm back from an awsome trip from New York!! The best part of the trip was seeing Beauty and the Beast on broadway. It was amazing and Lumiere (sp?) was extremely perverted.....I loved every bit of the show, though Xaldin should have made a guest appearance.... * thinks about how it would have been if Xaldin would have shown up.....thought*
Beast: How could anyone love a beast....*breaks random crap* IHATE MYSELF!!*emo tear*
Belle: If this relationship is going to work then we need to seek help...*caals the 'help'*
*5 minutes later.........crack....in the main dinning hall, Belle has called a marriage consuler*
Xaldin: So Belle tells me that you have a tendency to get angry easily, break things and recite emo poetry.....Belle where did you get that black eye!?!?
Beast: she ran into a door knob...didn't you Belle....
Xaldin: Well, you're telling me that she ran into the same door knob 50 times * holds up the 50 spouse abuse reports*
Beast:......Okay!!! I hit her maybe once, twice...matbe 30 times at most!!!* starts to cry*
Xaldin: Very good, admiting to your problem is the first step....now I'll write you up for a anger management class....
Beast: I love you Belle!!
Belle: I love you too*hug....awwww* Thank you Dcotor Xaldin!!
Sora: *walks in randomly* Okay ?!?....*is impaled by spears....dead*
Belle: Thank you for fixing our relationship, but did you have to kill him....
Xaldin: no......*runs and jumps out random window*
*thought ended*
Well I guess I should check up on the organization...*opens door to Organization 13 meeting room and finds all members inside painting each others nails.....starts to back away..*
Xemnas: Ah, NarcissisticMarluxia, leaving so soon !?!
Marluxia: While your out, could you get my "Mean Girls" DVD??
Saix: And some girls scouts......I'm hungry
NarcissisticMarluxia: Do you mean girl scout cookies !?!?
Saix: No.....I said girl scouts......I eat people.....weren't you a girl scout??.....*starts drooling*
NarcissisticMarluxia: *slightly disturbed, runs out of the room wher she runs into a girl scout uniform clad Kairi*
Kairi:* shoves girl scout cookies in NarcissisticMarluxia's face* BUY MY COOKIES NOW!!!!
NarcissisticMarluxia: I don't have any money, but that blue haired guy in their does*points to Saix* I'll take all your cookies...
Kairi: REALLY!?!? *runs into room, stands infront of Saix* That'll be $500.....OH GOD!!!
NarcissisticMarluxia:* watches as Kairi is ripped to shreds* .......just a normal day at the organization...
I guess that's all folks......yeah *loses eyesght again*........





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Fabric sewing patterns to make a Heartless. XD Thought you might like it.
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I totally forgot your number
I'm a horrible friend eh?!
plz dont hurt me
anyways call me sometime
srsly
I'M SO BORED AND LONELY WITHOUT YOU
(***) 798 6365
HOPEFULLY YOU CAN FIGURE OUT THE FIRST 3 NUMBERS
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~shrug~
Eh.I'm not good at this kinda thing.
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Party like a nin party like a ninja!-me and kayla
I'd have all the chakra in the world if I were a ninja girl-artemis gem
This post really means something to me so you should feel it too!
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don?t like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don?t even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likey turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won?t get, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will love you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 realationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! Send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works?. but if you break the chain... you will be crused w/ realationship problems. NO SEND BACKS If you have less than 15 friends its okay.
I TOLD YOU!
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This may possibly scare the shit out of your day.
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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
WARNING: High ammounts of hilariousness and funny may quite possibly be the highlight of your day.
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